ADPHI Fantasy Football

  Apologies gents, had a busy couple of weeks but write-ups are back in action as we hit the midway point of the season. Still one undefeated team and two that are woefully defeated, but one will reign supreme for at least a week as we get the fantasy event we've all been waiting for: THE MOTHERFUCKING DUMPSTER BOWL. I'll do a v quick recap of the games this week before getting to power rankings and looking ahead at the matchups this week. Orchids of Asia (103.26) v Fuck You Cammarn Vol.2 (76.9) Shit weeks for the Ravens and Keenan Allen still hurt couldn't get me a win, shoutout to 24 points from the Tennessee D to give Schmaus the win. Schmaus' Defense annihilating me Sean Paul's Naughty Shawties (127.04) v Non-Fungible Team (91.16) Shawties reign supreme again with a vicious performance from Daddy Burrow. Decent points all around for Rob but too many low scorers to carry him over the line. Naughty Shawties dancing to 7-0 Brother Decotis Lives (130.14) v Dawson...

 No preamble this week, I've speculated enough over the past couple of weeks about everything and nothing at the same time. And I'm drunk. To Les Matchups we go... Fuck You Cammarn Vol.2 (108.46) v Snake Island Serpentines (108.3) I turned the game off on Monday for a while and during a late drive said to my friends the only way I win is if Stafford throws a pick-six to give me a favorable game script. Stafford threw a pick-six, Aiyuk didn't catch another ball, and I won by two yards. Margins boys, margins. For both being towards the top of the standings, we both deserved to win and both deserved to lose. My Ravens stack let me down (as well as the rest of my receivers), but my rbs, defense and kicker showed out this week to get me over the hump. Jackson's team was floundering early Sunday but Davante, TB12 and fucking CEH all popped off late to put him very close to me. But fantasy is a motherfucker as we all know (Meg is learning this fact very quickly). Jackson was 2...