ADPHI Fantasy Football

 23/24 Week 3 Recap What did I say last week? The parity in the league is very fun for the start of the season. Our worst team looks better than their record shows while the only undefeated team looks entirely beatable. This seemed like the week where pre-draft all-stars finally showing their mettle, but even then, the Miami game shows us how unpredictable fantasy football can be (Mostert with his highest point total ever and Achane finally becoming a name on everyone's lips). But as the dust of the first couple of weeks clears, every team has a good sense of what needs to be done to keep their playoff hopes alive. Strap in folks, the next couple of weeks are gonna be a hell of a ride for some teams.   Week 3 Matchups Fuck You Cammarn Vol.2 (132.7) v Brian Kelly's Fupa (115.36) Richardson couldn't make it to the Fupa Party this week so Marty had to go with a Dallas stack. It clearly didn't work out for him, as the defense was too tired to score for their offense this we...

 Week 2 Recap Welcome to the 23/24 NFL season, where the (fantasy) rules are made up and the points don't matter! I lost to Meg this week on Thursday, fucking kill me. But from Kirk Cousins looking like a reanimated Joe Montana to Nick Chubbs death, we can tell that everyone lied to us about who was gonna be good this season. The injury bug is already grumbling around and some of the best players look like dogshit from week to week. I know that we're all exited about football reappearing and consistency takes a minute to conjure but cmon. Some of the teams that looked good on paper are low on the standings and the Hotdawg King breached 150 already. I'm starting to think that the fantasy gods are subscribed to my write-ups cause I'm cursed, but it's still early in the season. Every person has a chance to dominate still and I'm excited to see how the fantasy gods choose to cuck me this week. We mozy. Losers Bracket Champ (187.76) v Fuck You Cammarn Vol.2 (80.38) W...

  Guess who's back? Back again? A torn achilles. Tell a friend. Jokes and injuries aside, welcome back everyone to another season of FSU ADPHI Kill 'Em. Lot of drama this offseason was compounded with an absolute stellar weekend for this years punishment. Way to take it like a champ Meg, taking suggestions for next years punishment (and potential draft) venue (just cause all of you frauds (cept Robby) live in my hometown now doesn't mean we're just flying to Tampa every year). Regardless here we are, screaming at the TV cause that first slate of games was absolute dogshit. The so-called year of the quarterback is fucking most of us already, and questions remain for this year. Will a new champions crawl out of the darkness into the sunlight of immortality? Will Camm fuck it in the playoffs just like every other year? Will someone actually accept one of Payton's dogshit trades? Will Meg get a tattoo of a dickdawg if he gets last again? Will anyone actually show up to ...