ADPHI Fantasy Football

 24/25 Week 3 Recap Short Writeup this week, gotta get a bunch of work done and then im being sent back to Chicago for a work conference. Woe is me. TLDR; TE is an absolute crapshoot this year and everyone changed their names this week. On to our matchups of last week. Fuck You Cammarn Vol.2 (92.08) v Glizzy Stealing wh0.0rr (76.08) Had my worst week but half of fantasy is luck. And lucky I played Jac, all I needed was 24+ from lamar and Jones to make up for alot of the rest of my team sucking. Dobby's top scorer was Mahomes and the hotdogs are becoming a second reality for our house elf. Stop stealing our glizzy's Dobby you wh0.0rr Dobbin on yo bchaaz (145.44) v Jeudy and the Jets (115.82) Well its definitely not going to happen every week but Marty got an insane 42 from Juaun Jennings to go with his 30 from Kyren to be the second highest scorer of the week. Trevor had an unlucky matchup considering he was the third highest scorer of the week, but can take solace in Josh Allen...

 24/25 Week 2 Recap This has to be worse than its ever been. Week 3 gearing up and half of the top 40 WR's are out for multiple weeks. I had a sneaky feeling something weird would happen with wideouts this year but that was sheer dumb luck, this is a fuckening of biblical proportions. If you had any of those players that is. The rest of us are quietly praying to Dr. Richard Dawg that our teams remain intact cause if there's a trend that wont be bucked concerning fantasy, its that the winner is always who's team survives the longest. We might as well make this a guillotine league. Prayers up for the boys, cause this injury bug can only get worse. Tears. Fuck You Cammarn Vol.2 (122.78) v Naughty Shawties: Revenge Tour (91.82) Camm looks cooked. Yes his receivers have a chance to play up to their ADP but the first two weeks were rough and his rb's dont look like they can carry his team all season due to previous injury history. Meanwhile I had a few stinkers but had 5 play...

 24/25 Week 1 Recap From most receivers not doing shit, to people dying already, to Daniel Jones being a tire-fire as always, week 1 was the same as usual. Football is officially back and I am officially depressed. We welcome a new member to the league in John Alexander Chambliss Shubert IV, colloquially known as Donby the house elf. Kudos to the boy for attempting the challenge and thank you to everyone who made it out to Chicago, was a fun ass weekend and the egg hunt was much more fun than anticipated. Someone smack Gordons beer next year. But here we are once again, the beginning of the most fun and anger inducing hobby a washed-up 30+ year old can participate in. We've had a new winner every year (I blame Diggs for fucking up in the Championship last year smh) so it's anyones game. A loss week 1 doesnt necessarily spell doom (unless you trade away Tyreek) and I'm excited to see who the big dogs are this year. Welcome back boys, I cant wait to rip out my mustache hairs ...