ADPHI Fantasy Football

 24/25 Week 8 Recap Come one, come all, to bear witness to the exciting storylines of this years fantasy season, the hotdog race and the middle of the pack. Long gone are the days where we used to talk about the best teams (Me n Rob), long gone is the time of old, the time of kings. Now we talk about the scrubs, who is gonna limp into the playoffs? Which dumpster baby will be wearing the glorious hotdog suit (I know your trying to mysteriously "lose" the suit Schmaus, stop it). Only 6 weeks left in our fantasy regular season, the tiers have shaped themselves and everyone is trying to trade their benches for stars. Buckle in buckaroos, its crunch time. Fuck You Cammarn Vol.2 (157.36) v War Daddy (118.12) He says he gave me the win by benching shakir, but I got close to 40 from Ceedee on Monday night to make me highest scorer on the week. Trev is not usually the one to fall into delusions (looking at you Meg) but with half of his team not even hitting double digits, Trev is lef...

 24/25 Week 7 Recap Short writeup again so short preamble, dont even know if im gonna get it done in time for TNF kickoff so lets get moving. Everyone wants to trade but are scared to get rid of their best players to improve their teams. So everyone is just twiddling their thumbs and negotiating with 3 different people. FYI only three trades have been completed this year, but that a new high so maybe its Dobby's media sensationalism and sending trades to people daily. If you're getting caught up in the spice, at least make some more trades, listening to everyone spitballing is getting exhausting.  Fuck You Cammarn Vol. 2 (110.94) v Stairway to Evans (60.74) Average week for me, with Lamar dominance leading my team of above and below average scorers to victory. But I was pretty much ahead the entire matchup, with everyone on Schmauses team sans Tee Higgins shitting the bed. Mike Evan's injury doesnt help things, Schmuas needs to work beyond his limits to secure a win or two ...

 24/25 Week 5 Recap Hi, Hello, Howdy. 5 weeks of writeups in a row might be a new record. But this week I want to talk about one of the most important aspects of fantasy football, luck. You either have it or you don't, and it chooses to rear its head at random times. Look at me for example, the luck has been running my way so far, which scares me because it runs out eventually. And on the flip side of the coin, luck has completely fucked me in another league where I sit 0-5. I guess the main point I'm trying to get at is that luck is fickle. Its choosing me over dobby right now but who knows what the standings will look like in even a couple of weeks. I might not be at the apex at that point but we can at least take solace in the fact that Jac will still likely be last. Cause whether or not you have good luck in any given week, the bad luck can hit whenever a qb takes a late hit. Pain is the name of the game, we're just all playing to see who comes out the least bloody at t...

 24/25 Week 4 Recap Another short writeup this week, cause im starting this at 7:12 EST. I think Taysom Hill became TE1 after 1 half last week. Then he got injured. Welcome to 2024 *Jazz Hands*. Time is a flat circle, fantasy football will never fill the hole in your heart. Idk if I'm talking to you all or myself. Moving on. Fuck You Cammarn Vol.2 (112.94) v Losing Season Drinking Reason (112.56) I won because Devon Achane couldn't score 4.5 points on Monday night. I'll take it as a gift from the fantasy gods while Gordon wonders why Derek Carr chose to suck after a fabulous first two weeks. Nothing else to say, Miami sux Jeudy and the Jets (102.0) v Dr. Omalu's Future Patients (62.32) With a few high scorers this week (Jaydeen Reed had 24+), Trevors team did just enough to win. Avert your eyes young Kallum, your Daddy's Fantasy team is ass. Mark Andrews is now irrelevant and his highest scorer was Brock Purdy with 14.6. Yuck. Life comes at you fast Kallum  Dobbin o...