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23/24 Week7 Recap

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 Week 7 Recap We're halfway done boys, and its been going decent for most of the teams in the league at least. But we have dumpster babies now, who have been hanging in the trash for a couple of week now with no one to come claim them. The race to avoid hotdogs has actually been more interesting than the top of the standings this year, but we're getting to the back half of the season, which means playoffs are well within sight. The slog is well and truly starting, strap in boys. P.S. Commissionerly Thangs Will come up with a comprehensive list of things to vote on or talk about concerning the league i the next week or two Fucking pay me Trade Deadline is Dec 1 @ 1AM MST We mozy... 2019 All Pros (110.56) v Fuck You Cammarn Vol.2 (101.6) A battle of the best teams got a little weird. Both teams had their stars shining, but man the rest of teams were questionable. And god was I hoping for a snap count for McCaffrey. Starting Deshaun was a horrible decision by me, with him literall...

23/24 Week6 Recap

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  Week 6 Recap Ayayayayay, the fantasy gods giveth back Ekeler and taketh away Monty, Kyren Williams and McAffrey just as icing on the cake. Noone is safe from the injury bug this season, and idk about y'all but bye weeks are starting to feel like my teams are just getting carpet bombed. The amount of waiver claims I put in per week are making me start to question my sanity, but that's what it takes to keep your head above water in this league. We're approaching midseason, and in the next few weeks I will be bringing up voting concerning rules and potential changes (Camm is bitching about kicker scoring, how far he has fallen). AND FUCKING PAY ME IF YOU HAVEN'T YET. You know who you are, don't make me outsource Dobby to break into your houses for the money like the little houself he is. Next writeup will officially mark the second half of the fantasy season and some teams need to scramble during these troubling fantasy times to salvage their seasons. The playoff rac...

23/24 Week5 Recap

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 WEEK 5 RECAP Looky here, looky here, there are no longer any totally defeated teams this season, with Trevor making out alive from the early season dumpster bowl against Ira. The bottom and top of the pack are starting to settle into their spots, but there are a whole lot of teams fighting in the middle of the standings right now. Still to early to tell who will be making the playoffs and who will be eating hotdogs, but the fact that we're all watching and analyzing each other moves and waiver acquisitions shows that everybody feels that they are still in the hunt. We're cursing the ones who took our waiver targets and actually making trades (except for Payton, because he's the only one who hasn't realized yet that he doesn't know how to trade in fantasy). Love the fight I'm seeing in everyone to push for playoffs/away from the hotdog suit. We mozy.... PS: Something we should vote on is if we want to actually have a prize for winning the losers bracket winner, ...

23/24 Week 4 Recap

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 WEEK 4 RECAP My entire team is up for trade if one of you can play o-line for the Giants, seriously. PLEASE. So quickly noting that there are no undefeated left in the league, everybody might still have a chance to catch the teams at the top (except for maybe Trev). Now lets get to the gripes from the grease twins (Meg n Ringo). There literally are never trades made in the league cause we all apparently hate seeing each other succeed more than we would like to succeed ourselves in fantasy football. Which is funny and annoying in equal measure. I told him the same thing I'll tell y'all, much like in real life, if he wanted to welch or got a better offer, I had no problem cancelling the trade. Instead we just had the grease boys bitching about collusion instead of trying to send a better offer, the least surprising the world. Let's work with each other and love each other instead of sword-fighting on the waivers every week. Lets dive into the weekly matchups... Week 4 Matchu...