ADPHI Fantasy Football

 Week 13 Recap Holy fucking smokes I meant to do a writeup weeks ago and now all of a sudden its the end of the season. At least you guys get one more and what a time to ask: what the ever loving shit happened this season? Looking at all the teams and records this could quite literally be anyone's year, frontrunners have come and gone and a furious debacle of math comes free with the hotdog race. Oh yeah and noone is fucking healthy. No one is safe, we're all gonna die, why can't the Giants give me happiness for longer than 15 seconds (the image of Skat's ankle visits me with each waking nightmare). But back to the point, there is literally no way to predict who will come out on top in both the regular season or fantasy, so get your popcorn buckets ready you cucks, the rapture is about to start. (P.S. I have so many stupid memes saved from not doing writeups that you guys are about to get all of my mental illness in one go) Carvin my Marvin (114.84) v I Hate it Here Vol...

 25/26 Week 5 Recap My wide receivers are dead. DEAD. Its been a wild few weeks. Trade talks are flying around cause injuries have made it clear that there is no clear frontrunner this year. Allegations of cheating and collusion being thrown down like a hammer, a shadow commissioner dropping players for fun grasping at power he used to have, a commissioner with no rulings or care for control of the reins, the league is in chaos like its never been. Jokes aside (yes jokes, Camm is doing a fine job and you all know I would never actually cheat), shits wild in both real and fantasy life. I still dont understand whats going on with Trevor and Dobby's trades but we can yell at each other about that in the chat. There might not be a clear cut favorite, but there is a thrilling race for dogs this year, Meg and Jackson feel a little safer, but Dobby is hot on their heels trying to trade anything and anyone to achieve relevancy. I don't think its working but still. I'll stop ramblin...

25/26 Week 1 Recap   Hello my horrid children. As much as I wanted to completely be done with doing things for yall, im 3 beers deep on a Tuesday night so figured id give a writeup a shot to flex the muscle. Surprised it took me 9 years to break from some of yall being assholes. But just cause I hate you doesnt mean I dont also love you all for some stupid fucking reason. I think me taking a step back (because im the most emotional and likely one of the most insane ones of us) is good for my mental health. And hopefully everyone learned a lesson and I hope that you will all treat our new commissioner Cammarn with some modicum of respect. Doubt it but a guy can dream. That being said, I will be taking more of a quality control role to make sure everything runs smoothly even if we keep changing commissioner, but Cammarn is your Emperor now. And am officially dubbing Jackson as the new problem child.  Now on to football! I was so excited and now I already hate fantasy and th...