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26/27 Week 8 Recap

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 Week 8 Recap Well let me be the first to say that fantasy football is terrible and i hate it here (Vol.1). Is hope ultimately our greatest downfall? Do we get a glimmering feeling that keeps us invested in this self-sabotoging practice of watching people payed millions of dollars just to be terrible about their jobs and make the masses feel worse for it? Or is it the ultimate dream of glory over our friends, the eternal right to whisper horrid truths into each others ears for eons to come, what fuels our fire? Idk but everyones dead and my team is ass. Its usually around this week where I start losing faith in the fantasy gods and start becoming feral with my rants. Giants are top of the division but at what cost? Well actually Skattebo's head and potentially my fantasy hopes if they trade for JT. But much like the ebb and flow of fantasy blood spilt from week to week, the gods also provide as much as they take (sometimes). Trevor and Megatron win and slowly start to crawul up the...
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26/27 Week 1 Recap

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 25/26 Week 1 Recap Hi, hello, and most of all howdy. Shadow Commish Mesh here to welcome all you old fucks back to another year of the best and worst thing we all do yearly. I would say the best and worst thing we do together but its the only thing we do together, thankful that pain, misery, and hotdogs are able to keep us together. That and maybe the image of Dobby perpetually eating hotdogs cause he took Brandon Aubrey in the third round. He actually did pretty damn good, almost completed the challenge. And then gave up with just half a dog to go, fumbling at the opponents 1 yard line. Shame Donby, but good performance. And he gets a pass cause Trevor found that half a hot dog in his pocket 4 hours later at the blackjack table. But I digress, lets get to the football talk. And the only thing to know is BIG BLUE IS BACK BABY (we play the rams next week, help). Matchups Dr. Omalu's Future Patients (101.46) v I Hate it Here Vol.1 (87.1) Not a hot start for my team as I literally on...
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2025 FSU ADPHI KILLEM Wrapped

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 2025 FANTASY SEASON WRAPPED We're back and worse than ever as Robby now has a stranglehold on the league and therefore, our mental health between the months of September-January. Not only do we only have one person who's won twice, but now that same person has won 3 times and the first back-to-back in our league. Feels like the usual suspects these days when it comes to who is in the playoffs/who is vying for diggity dogs. And to noone surprise, our hotdog king this year is John Alexander Chambliss "Dobby 'Donby'" Shubert IX, a progeny bore to carry on the names of the many hotdog kings that thrived in his line over generations. It was written in the stars and in his trades. But curiously enough we got our first hotdog king decision maker, as he made a furious comeback to take out Chrimmy in the loser bracket championship. Before we get to his decision, wanted to share a short wrapped on the year for each team: Assistant Shadow Comissioner (Rob) Season MVP: T...
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Week 13 Recap (The Final Fuckdown): Wtf did I just watch

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 Week 13 Recap Holy fucking smokes I meant to do a writeup weeks ago and now all of a sudden its the end of the season. At least you guys get one more and what a time to ask: what the ever loving shit happened this season? Looking at all the teams and records this could quite literally be anyone's year, frontrunners have come and gone and a furious debacle of math comes free with the hotdog race. Oh yeah and noone is fucking healthy. No one is safe, we're all gonna die, why can't the Giants give me happiness for longer than 15 seconds (the image of Skat's ankle visits me with each waking nightmare). But back to the point, there is literally no way to predict who will come out on top in both the regular season or fantasy, so get your popcorn buckets ready you cucks, the rapture is about to start. (P.S. I have so many stupid memes saved from not doing writeups that you guys are about to get all of my mental illness in one go) Carvin my Marvin (114.84) v I Hate it Here Vol...
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