ADPHI Fantasy Football

In the real world, the football gods graced us with some surprises this season. No one could have bet on some of the 3-0 teams (Panthers and Broncos surprised me in particular) or even the chiefs having a losing record at any pint this season. Unfortunately for some people like me, real life mirrors the fantasy world somewhat but at least I can say I run my goddamn team better than the Giant's owners. Am I projecting? Probably. But like Goodell's NFL, Daddy's A-Squad frat league also handed us some surprises early in the season. It's a pleasure and joy to play with you guys every week, and I will bring up the tattoo punishment every year until someone takes me out of this world. Without further ado, let us take a look back at this week of fantasy.  Return of the Fupa Party (151.68) v Fuck You Cammarn Vol. 2 (114.92) The sequel is never as good as the original it seems. Gus Edward's initial injury didn't hurt me bad at first, but burned me good this week with Dev...

 WEEK 2 RECAP "An Ode to Football (MyButthole)" My football teams makes me cry All I see is bones I hate the Giants and the Noles But mostly Aaron Jones Big Blue left 11 points on the board Please fire Mike Norvell I'm so pissed I lost at Fantasy I'd rather burn in hell Now that I'm done crying, let's recap week 2: The Leftovers IR (122.2) v Fuck You Cammarn Vol. 2  This one went from looking like it was coming down to the wire, to looking like a blowout, to coming down to the wire again but swinging the other way. Donny came back and crushed me by the second quarter of the Monday night game with 38.5 from Aaron Jones. With another 22 thanks to Matt Ryan throwing tuddies to the Bucs defense, he didn't need much from the rest of his team to beat me by a little more than a hair. Even while getting double digits from half my team and 21.4 from Kelce, the touchdown taken away from Julio (which should've counted goddamn it) sunk me in the end.  Fuck This Ma...

 Fuckers, Fucker, Fuckers, In the third year of our lord Dr. Richard Dawg, our third (real) fantasy season got off to a raucous start with a few nail-biters and a couple of demolitions. As I look to defend my championship, Marty looks to return to fantasy relevance with the resurrection of the Fupa Party, and Jackson looks to break out in his rookie season, let's take a trip down memory lane and look back on the first week of the 2021 season. Fuck You Cammarn Vol.2 (113.62) v Robby Anderson WR1 (106.6) One of the nail-biters I was referring to earlier, this matchup between me and Payne went back and forth consistently. And eventually, came down to the wire. While I got a hot start from Dak on Thursday, Payne came through with some strong performers in D Hop and Hockenson. The day was won with a strong showing from Kelce and Waddle for me in the later slate of games, but it all came down to the Giant's piss-poor performance tanking Payne's score at the end even though he had...