23/24 Week6 Recap
Week 6 Recap
Fuck You Cammarn Vol.2 (124.7) v Non-Fungible Team (110.44)
Although it was my wideouts and kicker that carried me to victory, iuts nice to know that Joe Burrow can still be a viable qb. Even with Montgomery going down early, my team still had enough steam to carry me over the finish line. Not that it was easy, with the Sungod's 25 boosting Rob's team. But even with solid performances from most of his team, he couldn't perform a comeback even with the amount of double-digit scorers he had.
2019 All Pros (126.84) v Brother Decotis Lives (103.7)
McCaffrey going down is gonna hurt for Schmaus, but at least this week, it didn't matter. His kicker, defense, and 2019 all pro Adam Thielen all gave him 20 or more this week. Tuna on. the other hand, couldn't find relibale scorers anywhere. Sure, Mostert was himself and Jalen was able to get 19 even with a 3 INT game because of his legs, but there were too many low scorers on the rest of TUna's team to give him any sort of chance this week.
OceanGate's Deepwater Gaurdians (114.88) v The :( Tragedy of 2023(106.42)
ITS TUA TIME. And his Defenses and kickers time too, cause they all got him 22 or more to carry the Gaurdians for another week. Getting Ekeler back is prolly a relief for Jackson too (even though he's prolly not 100% yet. Camm kept it close this week, with more admirable double digit performanes than Jake, who had a couple of stinkers. But Lamar as his top scorer with 17 was never going to put his close to the victory.
Brian Kellys Fupa (111.94) v Dawson's Zeke (96.88)
The Fupa Party wont stop. While not a fantastic week for Marty, most of his team hit double digits this week, slowly stockpiling points on Sunday. While Ira had Prescott and Ettienne go off this week, he had too many duds to account for this week. 4 players getting 5 points or less sunk the admirable performances coming out of Dawson's Zeke.
3 Kids 1 Nut (119.74) v Losers Bracket Champ (92.12)
Cooper Kupp is back to doing Cooper Kupp things. Like catching most every pass the Stafford throws. The stack wasn't sexy but Payton also got 22 from Kyren and 18 from Keenan Allen to go with Kupp's 25. Meg couldn't catch up to that type of production, even with getting double digits from 5 of his players. I guess that's what happens when your qb dies and kicker gets negative points. Also Gabe Davis might be shitty again, stay tuned.
Martins Sweat Box (102.96) v Losing Season Drinking Reason (87.68)
Gordo couldn't grab the greasy win this week, with his team failing to put up a century even with double digit performacnes from Herbert, Pollard, Meyers, and his Jags D. His kicker gettin any kind of points might've helped too. On the other side, Trev's got his groove back with back-to-back wins. Not a sexy dub, but with his lowest scorers getting close to 8 points, the consistency (and Harrison Butker) is what carried him over the line.
Power Rankings
1. 2019 All-Pros (Schmaus), 5-1
Patrick Mahomes: This is not the Mahomie of old, as he is throwing dumb pics and is projected to have the lowest tuddie total of his career. This team has alot of talent on it, but having your star QB do something would be nice too.
2. Fuck You Cammarn Vol.2 (Kamesh), 5-1
Jahmyr Gibbs: Joe Burrow would've been easy, but I've chirped about him enough. Gibbs was my first drafted running back but has taken the reserve role in Detroit. It's good that I have the starter in Monty, because otherwise Gibbs might have sunk my team early this season.
3. Oceangate's Deepwater Gaurdians (Jackson), 4-2
George Kittle: He went right back to being a dud a week after scoring 3 touchdowns. With the amount of injuries that Jackson has, he needs Kittle to step up to maintain his playoff push.
4. (Tie) Brian Kellys Fupa (Marty), 4-2 & Losing Season, Drinking Reason (Gordo), 4-2
Drake London & Darren Waller: I think this is our first ever power rankings tie. Long, story short, both of teams have great records, but reek of fraudulence. And they play each other this week so we'll see who's the better pretender on the (fantasy) football field this week.
6. Brother Decotis Lives (Tuna), 3-3
Deebo Samuel: Deebo has had some good games this season, but they are too far few and between for him to be the stud that he normally is. Injuries have a part to do with this as well, but he needs to step up more often.
7. Martins Sweat Box (Trevor), 2-4
Joe Mixon: He's done okay this year, but for how good the bengals offense was supposed to be, his production has been sort of a letdown. If he would've been firing from the start of last season, Trevor might've been looking down on the rest of us from the top of the rankings.
8. 3 Kids 1 Nut (Payton), 3-3
Mark Andrews: I feel like Andrews gets drafted high every year but never lives up to the pre-draft promise. Hopefully Lamar can find his top target more often this season, but seems to have trouble with the touchdowns that he isn't running in.
9. Losers Bracket Champ (Meg), 2-4
Tj Hockensen: I think I've already bashed Waddle and Higgins this year, so I'll find a new victim. he has always been inconsistent but after his 22.5 Thursday night performance. So much for a top-5 TE season.
10. The :( Tragedy of 2023 (Camm), 2-4
Terry McLaurin: For someone who was being viewed as a WR2 for most teams, Scary Terry has not lived up to the billing quite yet. Even worse, he has gone completely missing in a number of games, really putting his standing as a top wideout on the line.
11. Non-Fungible Team (Rob), 2-4
Rhamondre Stevenson: Now that I've gotten to this point I think I've already done this exercise once this season but no matter. Yes Trebby Law Law and Kyle Pitts are both underwhelming, but Stevenson is just becoming the product of a bad team trying to throw all of the time. Maybe benching Mac Jones will do more for Stevenon's prospects.
12. Dawson's Zeke (Ira), 1-5
Christian Watson: Watson was expected to continue his breakout even after Rodger's departure, but injuries slowed him down at the beginning of the season. What's worse is that his performances post-injury have also been lackluster, and Ira needs to hope Jordan Love starts to sling it more often to his deep-lay threat.
After a few weeks of huge fantasy production from a handful of players each week, we came crashing back down to earth. The points this week looked like they had in the past, instead of having a 150 plus scorer (or two) every week. What this means for the league is that we might all have to get a little more strategic in our matchups and trusting our gut more than we would like. Big matchups this week with a battle of the top seeds (me and Schmaus) and the pretenders (Gordo and Marty) for your side betting pleasure. The end of this week coincides with mid-season, every win counts, time to show the rest of the league that you knuck just as well as you buck. Pay me plz. Fuck you all as usual, but especially Fuck You Cammarn (Vol.2).
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