24/25 Week 3 Recap
24/25 Week 3 Recap
Short Writeup this week, gotta get a bunch of work done and then im being sent back to Chicago for a work conference. Woe is me. TLDR; TE is an absolute crapshoot this year and everyone changed their names this week. On to our matchups of last week.
Fuck You Cammarn Vol.2 (92.08) v Glizzy Stealing wh0.0rr (76.08)
Had my worst week but half of fantasy is luck. And lucky I played Jac, all I needed was 24+ from lamar and Jones to make up for alot of the rest of my team sucking. Dobby's top scorer was Mahomes and the hotdogs are becoming a second reality for our house elf.
Dobbin on yo bchaaz (145.44) v Jeudy and the Jets (115.82)
Well its definitely not going to happen every week but Marty got an insane 42 from Juaun Jennings to go with his 30 from Kyren to be the second highest scorer of the week. Trevor had an unlucky matchup considering he was the third highest scorer of the week, but can take solace in Josh Allen looking like and MVP favorite.
Brother Decotis Lives (105.16) v Tyreek and his 10 Children (87.32)
15+ from half of his players were able to make up for negative from Josh Elliot, handing Tuna his first victory of the year. Meg on the other hand better hope that Tim Boyle is the answer, cause otherwise the Tyreek trade might look like a loss for Megan.
Dr. Omalu's Future Patients (112.08) v Stairway to Evans (111.4)
Jesus, way to win it by a hair Jake. His team is super banged up now but he was able to get 25+ from three of his players and Ekeler finally doing something got him over the line last night. Schmaus' team put up a valiant fight with big performances from Goedert, Jonathan Taylor, and Godwin. A missed field goal by McPherson literally lost him the matchup as he contemplates getting too fat for the hotdog suit at 0-3.
Naughty Shawties: Revenge Tour (159.26) v If You Ain't First You're Last (88.18)
It took two weeks but the revenge tour is now in full swing. He had most of his team in the 20's with a savvy play with the Packer D having 32. Congrats on being the highest scorer and making it out of the dumpster for a week. Charbonnet and Olave were the only people on Rob's team that put up a semblance of a fight, just a tough week for him.
3 Kids, 1 Nut (101.92) v Losing Season, Drinking Reason (80.18)
Sometimes in this league, all you need is one player to do well to secure a victory. Rashee Rice was the only player to hit 20+ in this entire matchup, giving Payton an easy but scary win. Gordo has a few solid performers, but noone to really make or break the game for him. This was supposed to be the matchup of the week and disappointed immensely.
Power Rankings Rangers
Yes, 3 weeks of Power Rangers memes, I will not apologize. Not only are we separating everyone into tiers again, but also looking at each teams x-factor.
The Contenders
1. Fuck You Cammarn Vol. 2 (Mesh), 2-0 - X Factor: Lamar Jackson
So far I have been made whole by Lamar Jackson legs. Team has potential with players needing to step up, but my hot start will only continue if Lamar keeps running the damn ball to go with his throwing tuddys.
2. 3 Kids, 1 Nut (Payton), 3-0 - X Factor: Rashee Rice
Payton was super high on the Chiefs and is being rewarded with class performances from seemingly the only wideout in KC. His RB situation is a bit dicey right now, so Payton better hope Kelce continues sucking dick.
3. Losing Season, Drinking Reason (Gordon), 2-1 - X Factor: Alvin Kamara
A big loss doesn't take Gordo out of the race, but Alvin Kamara having a bad game spelled doom for Gordo. And considering he needed big performances out of Alvin to secure his victories, this team will ride or die with the Saints RB.
Playoffs?
4. Dr. Omalu's Future Patients (Jackson), 2-1 - X Factor: Saquon Barkley
Like Gordo ahead of him, this team lives and dies by Saquon.
5. Dobbin on yo Bchaaz (Martin), 2-1 - X Factor: Justin Jefferson
Yes the SF receivers are what look sexiest on his team, but the continued production of Jefferson no matter who his QB is will keep Martin in the playoff race.
6. Tyreek and his 10 Children (Meg), 2-1 - X Factor: Tyreek Hill
Smart of him to accept the trade for Reek. Unlucky for him that Tua is dead again. He can't take many more games of his best player doing close to nothing, Dolphins need a QB for Meg's sake.
Pretenders
7. Brother Decotis Lives (Tuna), 1-2 - X Factor: Breece Hall
Hall's production has kept Tuna within striking distance in most of his games. He needs help from the rest of the team, but Breece will keep this team in the hunt if he can get some help.
8. Naughty Shawties Revenge Tour (Camm), 1-2 - X Factor: His whole team
Look good on paper but they are all as boom or bust as they come (except for maybe King Henry). His record will be decided by the fantasy gods this year.
9. Jeudy and the Jets (Trevor), 1-2 - X Factor: Josh Allen
Allen is looking like an MVP, which could save Trevor from some dumb losses. But his whole team is dead so well see.
Dumpster Babies
10. If You Ain't First, You're Last (Robby), 1-2 - X Factor: Ohio State WRs
Both Wilson and Olave are studs, no doubt about it, but are held down weekly by gamescripts and inconsistent passing towards them. Players that should be getting 20+ a week need to start performing up to their ADP to get Rob out of the dumpster.
11. Stairway to Evans (Schmaus), 0-3 - X Factor: Bucs WRs
Who will be the Bucs receiver to pop off eahc and every week. Hard to say and never both which is why Schmaus is in this position.
12. Glizzy Stealing wh0.0rr (Jac), 0-3 - X Factor: Wideouts
For a team that refused to draft running backs, all of his wr's are either going to get him 20 or a goose egg each week. Not great for the Glizzy Goblin.
TE's are trash and so are all of your teams. Fuck you all and most importantly, Fuck You Cammarn (Vol.2).
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