24/25 Week 2 Recap
24/25 Week 2 Recap
This has to be worse than its ever been. Week 3 gearing up and half of the top 40 WR's are out for multiple weeks. I had a sneaky feeling something weird would happen with wideouts this year but that was sheer dumb luck, this is a fuckening of biblical proportions. If you had any of those players that is. The rest of us are quietly praying to Dr. Richard Dawg that our teams remain intact cause if there's a trend that wont be bucked concerning fantasy, its that the winner is always who's team survives the longest. We might as well make this a guillotine league. Prayers up for the boys, cause this injury bug can only get worse. Tears.
Fuck You Cammarn Vol.2 (122.78) v Naughty Shawties: Revenge Tour (91.82)
Camm looks cooked. Yes his receivers have a chance to play up to their ADP but the first two weeks were rough and his rb's dont look like they can carry his team all season due to previous injury history. Meanwhile I had a few stinkers but had 5 players over 16, including Cook and the Houston D with 25+. Looks like just a soft part of the schedule for me with Dobby up next week.
Tyreek and his 10 Children (84.98) v Trevor's Little Infirmary (73.86)
Shit bowl of the week. Trev's role players took a fat dookie on the field, with only Gibbs hitting double digits, which is also why we're barely talking about Josh Allen's stinker. Meg played like shit too but someone had to win. He had 4 player hit double digits which was enough to get the win I guess. The less said about this matchup, the better.
3 Kids 1 Nut (143.34) v Brother Decotis Lives (136.62)
Barn burner of the week with this matchup. Payton obviously knows what up, with his highest scorer being the only fantasy relevant player on the Giants, Nabers with 24.7. He was able to get double digits from most of the rest of his team as well to set himself up nicely with only Elliot to play for Tuna on Monday night. He couldn't pull a stunner like Moody did for me last week but Tuna got very good performances from many players on his team with DK, Davante, and Breece all getting over 20. Close but no cigar, as Tuna falls to 0-2.
Dobbin on yo bchazz (144.32) v 2019 All-Pros (100.8)
The only All-pro to show up this week was Chris Godwin, to Schmaus' chagrin. His whiole team was relagated to mid performances after most of them popped off last week, partially due to game scripts. Marty's team finally showed out on the other hand, with Hurts, Jefferson, and his namesake Dobbins all with over 20 points. After a whole offseason of sounding like the worst NFL analyst since Tony Romo, Marty finally kept his mouth shut and let his team do the talking. Keep this trend up, Marty.
Dr. Omalu's Future Patients (90.3) v If You Ain't First You're Last (80.86)
Another stinker of a game but at least better then the crock of shit Meg and Trevor gave us. There were not many studs on either side, with only 3 players between the two scoring over 15. But Jackson had two of the three, with Saquon and Rhomondre scoring enough to make up for the death of his QB. Robs loss probably stings a little more than it should, as his top scorer Kupp hits the IR this week. With how the injury bug has hit Rob, he better hope Ken Walker makes it back soon, his season might depend on it (cause Garret Wilson keeps getting QB's that suck and wont throw him the ball every time).
Losing Season, Drinking Reason (170.6) v Thomas the Towdler Dowdler (115.34)
So Gordo starts Trebby LawLaw and gets -0.4 from his TE, which should spell defeat for anyone. But he had 4 players go for 24+, including one of Kamara's random 45 point games that seem to happen twice every year. So he was highest scorer of the week by a wide margin. Dobby's team is not the scariest, but his team is finally showing some promise, which might save him from the hotdogs if he can score enough to outpace Camm.
Power Rangers Rankings
Lucky for you all I found another power rangers meme. No theme for the rankings this week, as we're still early and theres still things to analyze for each team in the early weeks.
1. Fuck You Cammarn Vol.2 - Mesh (2-0)
Claiming the top spot for the second straight week due to wins and consistent high scoring, but need someone on my team to become a stud or i'm an inconsistent week away from dropping in the rankings.
2. Losing Season, Drinking Reason - Gordo (2-0)
Could be switched with me at the top spot, but Kamara only has one sicko-mode game left in him this season, we'll see if his top scorers can stay consistent enough to stay high on the rankings.
3. 3 Kids 1 Nut - Payton (2-0)
Team looks high-scoring on paper and the boy is 2-0, but mounting injuries to his stars could spell disaster if his receivers have a bad week.
4. Tyreek and his 10 Children - Megan (2-0)
His best player gets worse due to the qb change in Miami, not sure if the rest of his team is primed for a breakout or if hes rostering a bunch of duds. Time will tell.
5. Dobbin on yo bchazz - Martinez (1-1)
Has a few players that look like weekly bets to get double digits, but still a few question marks based on how some of these teams look in real life. But a nice climb up the ladder this week for lil zenky.
6. Dr. Omalu's Future Patients - Jackson (1-1)
What looked like a good draft has turned into death and lack of catches for his widouts as a whole. Can his running backs keep him afloat for an entire season.
7. 2019 All-Pros - Schmaus (0-2)
Not sure if its 2019 or not this year. Help.
8. If You Ain't First, You're Last - Rob (1-1)
His team is either dead or not that good, but hey both his qb's are tight. Rob is riding the Kyler train from here on out.
9. Brother Decotis Lives - Tuna (0-2)
Close loss for Tuna, but Team looks solid enough to make it out the dumpster soon.
10. Trevor's Little Infirmary - Trev? (1-1)
Jamyhr Gibbs and Josh Allen spent too much time visiting their teammates in the infirmary. They need to show out or else this team might not have a chance.
11. Thomas the Towdler Dowdler - Jac (0-2)
Jac the dumpster baby moves up a slot at least. His team is still trash but at least he has Marvin Harrison Jr.
12. Naughty Shawties: Revenge Tour - Camm (0-2)
You fail to score 100 in 2 straight weeks, you go in the hole.
Not much of a send off here today. Injuries are destroying teams left and right and we'll see how well everyone picks up the pieces. Feel like we havent had this many undefeated times by week 2 in years past, which might mean panic mode for some teams sooner than in years past. But what is fun is how sweaty the hotdog race has become already. Im already excited to see where we go next year. In the meantime i'm gonna be depressed about FSU and the Giants. Fuck you all and as always, Fuck You Cammarn (Vol.2).
Week 3 Matchups:
Mesh v Donby
Trev v Martinez
Tunechi v Megan
Snackson v Schmausy
Gordo v Ringo (Matchup of the week)
ROBviously v Spellcheck (Matchup that makes me weak (vomit))
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