23/24 Week 10 Recap

 Week 10 Recap

Im actually surprised it took me till this late in the season to forget a write-up, apologies for last week. Here we are with only 4 crucial weeks left until the fantasy playoffs start. And as of this writing, noone has mathematically been eliminated from playoff contention yet, which is pretty stressful actually. Write up will be short again this week, reminder to stay vigilant, one game could relegate one of the dumpster dwellers to Hot Dog King. Stay horny gentlemen.

P.S. Commissioner Things

• Will be reaching out to those who havent paid me individually this week, I blame you all if my mustache hairs ever fall out.

Rule Thangs: 

• Will be creating a poll in the chat, but we need to decide if we're having a consolation bracket winner reward. I'm open to ideas but best thing i could come up with is they decide the baseball city we adjourn to for the punishment. Ideally this would be around preseason next year so we can all draft together, but we can talk about logistics. This way everyone still has something to play for before the end of the year (Maybe a tiny punishment for losers bracket loser? Like has to put all the picks on the board if we draft together).
• Lets come up with ideas for how to decide draft order next year, my first idea was the wunderlich but open to vote on it cause the crabrace turned into a dud.

Now onto matchups....

3 Kids 1 Nut (151.06) v Fuck You Cammarn Vol.2 (118.54)

Paytons team found a way to pounce on the weak while I had two of my wideouts on bye, with Dak and Singletary having probably the best games of their career on Sunday. I had a couple of 20+ performances from the Detroit Rbs, but not enough to win with Keenan getting 36 against me as well. 

Payton coming for my spot in the standings

Dawson's Zeke (119.68) v Losing Season, Drinking Reason (97.52)

IRA WITH THE DUB. Our lowest ranked team took out a juggernaut with strong performances from Sam Howell, Najee, his Bucs D (that he refuses to drop) and his kicker. Learning the game finally. Gordo got a big game from Herbie but other than Trey Mcbride with 18, there isnt anyone else on his team to really talk about.

Gordo (and Christ) cant believe the battle they lost

Trust The Process (138.72) v Martin's Sweat Box (100.28)

Process is panning out, with one of his trades finally bearing fruit with 36 points from CeeDee. DOuble digits from pretty much everyone on his team is nice too. On the other hand, Trevor's win streak from a few weeks ago might've been an outlier, as his downfall is synonymous with Josh Allen's.

Madden Curse is Back

Losers Bracket Champ (117.66) v 2019 All Pros (95.68)

Meg loves beating the best teams, delivering Schmaus his second loss of the season. McCaffrey's TD streak came to an end but still delivered a solid performance alongside Mike Evans for Schmaus. But a borderline goosegg from Moss and Meg having 15+ from 4 of his players decided the matchup early.

Trying to find out how Meg beats the best teams

Brian Kelly's Fupa (90.72) v Scared of the Fupa (65.9)

The less said about this matchup the better, but Robby is indeed scared of the Fupa. 27.5 from Sun-God and most of the rest of his team not hitting double digits is ugly. Marty got good performances from Goff, Lockett, and Dell, but holy shit, looking at this matchups hurts my eyes. 

Clownshow of a matchup

Brother Decotis Lives (128.32) v OceanGate's Deepwater Gaurdians (122.8)

Our matchup of the week it seems, Tuna got the win with solid performances from his entire team and a 25 points from San Fran's D as they shellacked the Jaguars. Jackson didn't have a horrible week by any means, but bad performances from a few players (Jeudy, Ridley, and Tucker of all people) couldn't carry Jackson across the finish line. 

Idk who is who in this matchup

POWER RANKINGS

This week we're comparing every squad to an NFL team.

1. 2019 All Pros (Schmaus), 8-2 - KC Chiefs

Not invincible, but looking like a strong contender for the chip.

2. 3 Kids 1 Nut (Payton), 7-3 - Detroit Lions

Putting together a nice winning streak to stand above most of the other teams, could finally be their year.

3. Fuck You Cammarn Vol.2 (Kamesh), 7-3 - Miami Dolphins

Not immune to the occasional loss, but the offensive potential for this team is scary to go against.

4. Losing Season, Drinking Reason (Gordo), 6-4 - Minnesota Vikings

Roster isn't great on paper, but surprising everybody as the squad looks to the playoffs.

5. OceanGate's Deepwater Gaurdians (Jackson), 6-4 - Jacksonville Jaguars

Just like in Duval, this teams record is hiding the fact that this team is not performing as they should be.

6. Brother Decotis Lives (Tuna), 5-5 - Buffalo Bills

Bad somehow even with so many weapons.

7. Brian Kellys Fupa (Marty), 5-5 - Pittsburgh Steelers

Team doesn't have a bad record but is lowkey ass.

8. Losers Bracket Champ (Meg), 4-6 - LA Chargers

Can score points, but can't stop getting scored against.

9. Trust the Process (Camm), 4-6 - NY Jets

Thinks there's still a shot at the playoffs.

10. Martins Sweat Box (Trev), 3-7 - Atlanta Falcons

Looked good at one point but now looks like a dumpster fire.

11. Dawson's Zeke (Ira), 2-8 - Arizona Cardinals

Not expected to do anything but pulling a random win out every now and again. 

12. Scared of the Fupa (Robby), 3-7 - NY Giants

The offense has died.

FUCKING PAY ME. Even this late in the season, it's great to see everyone still focused to secure their final placement in the standings. Hopefully we can come to a vote about the losers bracket to keep people playing through the entire season. We've made it to the final phase of the regular season, any win or loss can spell sunshine or doom for any given squad. Good luck and fuck you all, but most of all, Fuck You Cammarn (Vol.2).