23/24 Week 13 Recap

 Week 13 Recap

Had alot going on the past couple of weeks so apologize for lack of writeups boys, but you know I always make it back in time for the end of days writeup. The playoffs are all set sans the last spot, but the hotdog watch is the most interesting race to watch here at the end of the season. Both attendees of last years championship game could end the season dreading their future donning of the hotdog suit. And the last spot of the playoffs comes down to whether Camm can win AND outscore Tune by 155.4 sooooooo valiant effort Camm but it looks like the playoff attendees this year are set, but not seeding. This year we have a point to the losers bracket, with the champion of such deciding where the punishment/draft will take place this year. Strong possibility that we get a new champion this year but me and Gordo will definitely be looking to burst that bubble. Who will be crowned king this year? Who will be consuming hotdogs? Where will the gang venture for our punishment/draft? Will the 5 assholes who havent paid me yet see their venmo requests? (Fuck you all) All these questions and more will be answered in the next couple of weeks and thank you you all for your participation this year.

Week 13 Matchups

Fuck You Cammarn Vol.2 (152.96) v Losers Bracket Champ (78.64)

A complete dickdawg, 32 from Tyreek and 25 from Laporta-Potty gave me a dominant lead to avenge my loss earlier this season. Meg got 25 each from his running backs but noone else scoring double-digits is never a good sign as Meg can only hope for another losers bracket championship this year.

Me demolishing Meg's team

Martins Sweat Box (147.66) v Absolutely Gofful (84.02)

Marty's team is pretty damn Gofful, with Devontae the only one to really write home about with 20 points. Trev on the other hand had close to 20 or more from half his team, winning the rivalry game by a very wide margin.

Trev's still here to completely crush Marty's hopes

Losing Season, Drinking Reason (112.68) v Oceangate's Deepwater Gaurdians (83.6)

For a matchup of playoff teams this one was a stinker. As I said in weeks before as long as someone doesn't hit 120 Gordo had a chance of winning and Jackson not getting double digits from any of his skill players besides Olave pretty much gave away the win.

Jackson giving away the win

Brother Decotis Lives (145.12) v 3 Kids 1 Nut (113.16) 

Payton finally lost a game putting up decent points for once, there is a god. I've said Tuna has a solid team for a while now, apparently even without the raiders, but who know is Deebo is gonna play like he did last week in the playoffs.

Tuna needed that win

Dawson's Zeke (119.38) v Scared of the Fupa (112.52)

Bottom of the barrell matchup, its likely one of these boys is our hotdog king this year. But Ira got solid performances to keep his head above water in a must-win game, notably Christian Watson finally living up to his potential with 24 points. Robby had the highest scorer in this matchup (Nico Collins) but is not helping his boy by committing to the falcons offense. 

Watson's back bb

Trust the Process (92.3) v 2019 All Pros (89.6)

Gooseggs and players on bye galore, Camm got the ugliest win of the season. That is all, please move on so we can all forget this shitty matchup.

All that needs to be said

POWER RANKINGS

Final Rankings of the season, will be as brutally honest as I can.

1. 2019 All-Pros, Schmaus (9-4)

Team is scary, the team to beat in the playoffs captained by McCaffrey.

2. 3 Kids 1 Nut, Payton (9-4)

Kyren and Dak are the solid options on this team but we can't forget that this team has trouble scoring, he's gotta hope that either he has the same luck that he did this season or that his team finally realizes their scoring potential.

3. Fuck You Cammarn Vol.2, Kamesh (8-5)

Definitely not invincible but the scoring potential is only matched by Schmaus and Tuna. Here's to hoping I get some luck that the teams I'm playing against don't have the best week of their lives.

4. Losing Season, Drinking Reason, Gordo (8-5)

Can't score more than 120, but with the luck he's had this season it doesn't really matter.

5. Brother Decotis Lives, Tune (7-6)

Scoring potential is very high but like his record, anything can fucking happen.

6. OceanGate's Deepwater Gaurdians, Jackson (8-5)

Fraudulent, the only team besides Tuna with a negative point differential but about 200 less on both sides than the team ranked above him. 

7. Trust the Process, Camm (6-7)

He tried valiantly to mnake it back with trades to make his team better, but most likely fell just short of the playoffs.

8. Losers Bracket Champ, Meg (5-8)

At least he's better than last year? Still a slight chance for hotdogs though.

9. Martins Sweat Box, Trevor (5-8)

A positive point differential sadly did not equate to a playoff spot, no matter how good his team was. 

10. Absolutely Gofful, Marty (5-8)

TSwift was too busy with her concerts to buff Kelce every game, rest of his team is trash.

11. Dawson's Zeke, Ira (4-9)

He's hoping to win again to avoid Hotdogs for the second time, and Jefferson couldn't have come back at a better time.

12. Scared of the Fupa, Robby (4-9)

Needs to win to make sure he doesn't have a last place finish and two of his players died last week (Lawrence and Rhamondre). He's not last yet but it's not looking pretty. 

Another season come and gone boys, a pleasure beating you all on my route to the playoffs. Pay me if you havent and I hope you all enjoy the postseason. Remember, winner of the losers bracket gets to decide where we go for the punishment/ draft. May the odds be ever in your favor whether you're in the top or bottom and FUCKING PAY ME if you havent. Fuck you and as always till the end of fucking time, Fuck You Cammarn (Vol.2).