24/25 Week 7 Recap

Short writeup again so short preamble, dont even know if im gonna get it done in time for TNF kickoff so lets get moving. Everyone wants to trade but are scared to get rid of their best players to improve their teams. So everyone is just twiddling their thumbs and negotiating with 3 different people. FYI only three trades have been completed this year, but that a new high so maybe its Dobby's media sensationalism and sending trades to people daily. If you're getting caught up in the spice, at least make some more trades, listening to everyone spitballing is getting exhausting. 

Fuck You Cammarn Vol. 2 (110.94) v Stairway to Evans (60.74)

Average week for me, with Lamar dominance leading my team of above and below average scorers to victory. But I was pretty much ahead the entire matchup, with everyone on Schmauses team sans Tee Higgins shitting the bed. Mike Evan's injury doesnt help things, Schmuas needs to work beyond his limits to secure a win or two before seasons end. 

Schmaus waking up and seeing his team on Monday

God Lemme Win :( (117.32) v Losing Season, Drinking Reason (81.42)

Idk why Trevor is praying to the gods, his team is doing fine except for Chris Godwins ankle (sorry Camm). He had solid showings from a good portion of his team but Mixon and Gibbs keep his team dominant week to week. Gordo almost had two gooseggs and Trebby LawLaw was his star this week. Ouch. 

RIP Chris Godwin

Naughty Shawties, Revenge Tour (130.7) v Tyreek and his 10 Children (116.74)

Never doubt Derrick Henry. Camm pulled this squeaker out on Monday night at the cost of the Bucs hopes and dreams. Meg has good showings on early Sunday from Drake Maye and Tank Bigsby (feels like im transported to the future saying that) but the rest of his team couldn't keep the pace.

Meg hanging out in the top of the standings while aiming for Loser Bracket Champ

Brother Decotis Lives (129.74) v Bryce Young's Hotdog Stand (110.18)

Tuna has a solid smattering of points for his team this week, with Breece Hall and friggin Will Lutz leading the way with 20+. Keep making trades Dobby, getting a weird feeling that no matter what he does he might be doomed.

Davante is still cooked

Legette on this Dowdle (146.06) v Dr. Omalu's Future Patients (125.98)

Finally someone isnt using Legette for evil. Shit he's not using him at all and walloped Jackson with most of his skill players and kicker going for high double digits. Apparently Jackson just loves my NFC East rivals cause the only players keeping him alive are eagles and his Washington kicker. But even with a solid showing, wasnt enough to get the dub. Get on that Dowdle. 

Everyone on Jacksons team besides the Eagles

If You Aint First, Youre Last (127.0) v 3 Kids, 1 Nut (110.94)

Payton had a decent showing with 20+ from the Sun God and his defense, but Rob had a more solid showing overall, with only one of his players turning out to be completely useless. Great week to bet on the Denver running game that has been nonexistent. Alexander Mattison as anyones second best player for a week is bad, Payton's team just couldn't do it this week. 

After Rob's rise up the rankings

Power Rankings

IcyHot: Tis week were looking at a player on each team that hasnt lived up to ADP but has the chance to put up better numbers on the back half of the season. At least all of us can hope.

1. Fuck You Cammarn Vol.2 (6-1)

Ceedee Lamb- Maybe if Dallas' D continues to suck then they'll always be throwing it to their WR1 late to try and climb out of the hole.

2. If You Aint First, Youre Last (5-2)

Javonte Williams -  Has been ass so far but if last Thursday's game is any indication, he has an RB2 again.

3. 3 Kids, 1 Nut (5-2)

Dalton Kincaid - Who knows who the hell Josh is gonna throw to week to week, but Payton can hope that Kincaid gets the majority of red zone looks from here on out.

4. Naughty Shawties: Revenge Tour (4-3)

Travis Kelce - Kelce is inconsistent and the Chiefs are doing fine. Bad news for Cammy with the DHOP trade but maybe itll open up space for the less interesting Kelce brother.

5. Legette this Dowdle (4-3)

Marvin Harrison JR. - Cardinals stack is doing okay but the top rookie WR is too boom or bust to rely on. 

6. God Lemme Win :( (4-3) 

Jayden Reed - See Paytons description, who the hell knows whos getting the ball week to week on the Packers.

7. Tyreek and his 10 Children (4-3)

Tyreek Hill - Just waiting on confirmation that Tua is back.

8. Losing Season, Drinking Reason (3-4)

Tank Dell - THis guy has put up multiple goose eggs already this season so one catch is technically an improvement.

9.  Brother Decotis Lives (3-4)

Davante Adams - Maybe the change of scenery will help, but Aaron is definitely showing his age so who knows if Davante can thrive when he is double covered constantly. 

10. Dr. Omalu's Future Patients (2-5)

Amari Cooper - Change of scenery is a beautiful thing, everything is worse in Cleveland.

11. Stairway to Evans (1-6)

Zach Moss - Schmaus needs this man to win his job back.

12. Bryce Youngs Hotdog Stand (1-6)

Bijan Robinson - Back to back 20 point weeks spell fortune in Dobby's future, but has been underwhelming before that for a player picked in the top 6 overall.

Trade deadline is pinned to the top of the group chat, make your moves while your team still has a chance to avoid hotdogs. Cause eveyone is going to die (figuratively and literally) so count your blessings and acl's while you still can. The men are being seperated from the boys and the middle of the pack is growing by the week. Looks to be a spicy end of the season when it comes to playoff season, welcome to the second half of 2024 boys. Fuck you all and all of your teams, but most importantly, as always, Fuck You Cammarn (Vol.2).

Week 8 Matchups

Mesh v Trevor

Meg v Dobby

Jackson v Payton

Dan v Gordo

Rob v Schmaus

Camm v Martin