24/25 Week 4 Recap
24/25 Week 4 Recap
Another short writeup this week, cause im starting this at 7:12 EST. I think Taysom Hill became TE1 after 1 half last week. Then he got injured. Welcome to 2024 *Jazz Hands*. Time is a flat circle, fantasy football will never fill the hole in your heart. Idk if I'm talking to you all or myself. Moving on.
Fuck You Cammarn Vol.2 (112.94) v Losing Season Drinking Reason (112.56)
I won because Devon Achane couldn't score 4.5 points on Monday night. I'll take it as a gift from the fantasy gods while Gordon wonders why Derek Carr chose to suck after a fabulous first two weeks.
Jeudy and the Jets (102.0) v Dr. Omalu's Future Patients (62.32)
With a few high scorers this week (Jaydeen Reed had 24+), Trevors team did just enough to win. Avert your eyes young Kallum, your Daddy's Fantasy team is ass. Mark Andrews is now irrelevant and his highest scorer was Brock Purdy with 14.6. Yuck.
Dobbin on yo bchazz (98.92) v Brother Decotis Lives (74.28)
Not a fantastic output from Tuna's team, lack of tuddys for his skill players sunk him his team fast and early. Marty might have had a goose-egg with Pitts, but had enough double digit scorers to coast to an easy win.
3 Kids, 1 Nut (127.1) v Tyreek and his 10 children (98.7)
Tyreek cant do anything without Tua and D'Andre Swift having his first good game couldnt save Meg, he unfortunately faced one of the highest scoring teams this week. Mahomes killed Rashee Rice but not Payton's dreams as he was able to ride big days from a number of his players to victory.
Naughty Shawties: Revenge Tour (154.14) v Stairway to Evans (115.4)
Ok Derek Henry is a monster. And because of this Camm has climbed back to relevance also due to the fact that some of his skill players finally showed up (Kelce and Pickens). Schmaus on the other hand should be dismayed. He's fighting for the hotdogs and could have beaten most teams every given week, just unfortunately not the team he ever matches up against.
If You Ain't First Youre Last (121.68) v Glizzy Stealing wh0.0rr (76.3)
Dobby your team is cheeks. Its essentially Patrick Mahomes and 4 boom or bust receivers. Robby almost got half of Dobby's points through Kenneth Walker alone, and had solid outings from the rest of his team. Is Dobby the Panthers of our league? Better put the backup in to run the team.
Power Rankings
Everyone gets a poem, idk.
1. Fuck You Cammarn Vol.2 (Mesh, 4-0)
Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
I'm still #1
Fuck You
2. 3 Kids, 1 Nut (Payton, 4-0)
His rookies are prime
Drafting Chiefs he does regret
But he thinks he can still win
On the back of Xavier Leggette
3. Losing Season, Drinking Reason (Gordo, 2-2)
Collins balled and still lost
Must be a pain
If you could get a couple of more points
From Devon Achane
4. Dobbin On Yo BChazz (Marty, 3-1)
His RB's are legit
The play of his QB Hurts
Seeing Pitts gets a goosegg
Gives Marty the Squirts
5. Naughty Shawties: Revenge Tour (Camm, 2-2)
Kelce finally did something
And he had to bench Dak
But its time to finally say
That Camm is indeed back
6. Jeudy and the Jets (Trev, 2-2)
His team was destroyed
But the lions kept him alive
But theyre on bye and he wants to cry
Can Josh Allen help him survive?
7. If You Aint First, Youre Last (Rob, 2-2)
Kenneth Walker balled out
And Hubbard gave him a chubb
He didn't need much to win
Cause he played a friggin scrub
8. Dr. Omalu's Future Patients (Jackson, 2-2)
He has no firepower in this team
Its Purdy and a bunch of slobs
Looking at his team he has one chance
and thats if Love for some reason throws it to Romeo Doubs
9. Tyreek and his 10 Children (Meg, 2-2)
His team is boom or bust
Who knows who'll pay the bill
Crazy to say,
but I think Meg lost the trade for Tyreek Hill.
10. Brother Decotis Lives (Dan, 1-3)
Breece Hall might lose his job
Tuna is less than elated
His only hopes might rest
On Davante getting traded
11. Stairway to Evans (Schmuas, 0-4)
His team can score points
But he can never win
Get this man some more Mike Evans touchdowns
And one of Dobby's Swedish Zyn's
12. Glizzy Stealing Wh0.0rr (Dobby, 0-4)
He might have won a trade
But his team looks worse than my toilet logs
Guess thats the reason
Its gonna be a second year of hotdogs
Real Life things: Happy Birthday Rob, Big Mazel to Jackson on his second child, and Gordo is apparently galavanting around Europe. Fuck you, have a good time. Glad we can use this painful excuse for a hobby to stay connected through joint suffering. That's it, fuck you all and as always, with the highest priority granted to me by the ghost of Jamaal Charles, Fuck You Cammarn, (Vol.2).
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