24/25 Week 8 Recap

Come one, come all, to bear witness to the exciting storylines of this years fantasy season, the hotdog race and the middle of the pack. Long gone are the days where we used to talk about the best teams (Me n Rob), long gone is the time of old, the time of kings. Now we talk about the scrubs, who is gonna limp into the playoffs? Which dumpster baby will be wearing the glorious hotdog suit (I know your trying to mysteriously "lose" the suit Schmaus, stop it). Only 6 weeks left in our fantasy regular season, the tiers have shaped themselves and everyone is trying to trade their benches for stars. Buckle in buckaroos, its crunch time.

Fuck You Cammarn Vol.2 (157.36) v War Daddy (118.12)

He says he gave me the win by benching shakir, but I got close to 40 from Ceedee on Monday night to make me highest scorer on the week. Trev is not usually the one to fall into delusions (looking at you Meg) but with half of his team not even hitting double digits, Trev is left to wonder who is to blame. 

Me watching Ceedee go off while Trevor still claims he gave me that win

Tyreek and his 10 Children (142.72) v Bryce Youngs Hotdog Stand (99.44)

So close to a century Dobby. But Bijan your only 20 point scorer is bad new bearsMeg meanwhile had rocking games from Kittle, Swift, and Josh Jacobs to get closer to the playoffs. He probably thinks thats a bad thing though.

Live look at Meg doing the sexy dexy after his win

Dr. Omalu's Future Patients (115.9) v 3 Kids 1 Nut (86.3)

Bad week for Payton, a playoff hopeful. Got a great game from Baker and not much else. Jake didnt have the mopst outstanding week, but got enough with 20+ point performances from Purdy and Rhamondre. Maybe he's out of the dumpster. 

Also Modelo's when they saw Payton Sunday Night

Losing Season, Drinking Reason (118.6) v Brother Decotis Lives (86.36)

Other than the Baltimore D, Devon Achane and the rest of Gordo's team had a solid outing to get him back to .500 this week. TUna's best player was his Defense unfortunately, and with them not even hitting 20 it was inevitable that he would take the L this week. 

Tuna is the D Wade Statue

If You Aint First, Youre Last (107.9) v Stairway to Evans (81.3)

At least someone in this matchup hit 20. Randomly, it was Cade Otton. While Robby's team did have some solid players throughout, barely hitting 100 is scary in this league. Thankfully he went against Schmaus, who couldn't muster much with half his team scoring less than 5. He got a solid game from Jonathan Taylor, but not enough to make up the margin.

Another dub got Rob feeling real Nicey

Legette this Dowdle (136.74) v Naughty Shawties : Revenge Tour (113.86)

Camm talks a big game but his team couldn't back it up. At least Kelce showed up this week with 20. On the other hand, even with a goosegg from his D, Marty had enough high scorers to decisively beat Camm. Shoutout to Jalen Hurts 3 rushing tuddies.

Just for you Camm

Power Rankings

Back to Tiers as we try to separate the lucky from the shitty.

Tier 1: See you in the playoffs

1. Fuck You Cammarn Vol.2 (Kamesh) 7-1: SOMEBODY STOP MEEEEEEE

2. If You Ain't First, You're Last (Robby) 6-2: If Olave becomes a thing again then these WR's are scary

3. Legette this Dowdle (Marty) 5-3: Still needs a few more wins to really set himself apart, but his scoring potential is really good. 

Tier 2: Can Talk a Big Game but Can They Back it Up?

4. 3 Kids 1 Nut (Payton) 5-3: Good record but team is severely questionable other than his WRs. But dont tell him that cause he's delusional.

5. Tyreek and his 10 Children (Meg) 5-3: Also generally delusional, but he has good rb's so lets see if Tyreek can actually play up this potential.

Tier 3: Sweating Until the End of the Season

6. War Daddy (Trevor) 4-4: Good team, just seems like his RB's are the only ones who are consistent.

7. Naughty Shawties: Revenge Tour (Camm) 4-4: Will he make the playoffs? Maybe but team doesnt look like it can sustain a deep run.

8. Losing Season, Drinking Reason (Gordo) 4-4: See above but with a worse team.

Tier 4: Avoiding Hotdogs

9. Brother Decotis Lives (Tuna) 3-5: Adams is trash, can the rest of his team pull out some good performances to make a late playoff push?

10. Dr. Omalu's Future Patients (Jackson) 3-5: Jackson still theoretically has a playoff chance, just depends on how well the eagles play.

Tier 5: Hotdog Boiz

11. Stairway to Evans (Schmaus) 1-7: Has the tiebreaker on head to head wins, but needs another win to feel comfortable.

12. Bryce Youngs Hotdog Stand (Jac) 1-7: Just trying to get one more win than schmaus to avoid back to back Hotdogs.

Everybody has a chance at the playoffs still besides Schmaus and Jac (I dont wanna hear it Dobby), just a few more weeks of terrible trade offers available, so do what you need to to make your teams better. Or don't, seems like everyone wants home field advantage for hotdogs instead of trying to be champ. Fuck you all, fuck the giants, and most of all, Fuck you Cammarn (Vol.2).